hexgoddess:

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hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

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stormyink replied to your post “stormyink replied to your post:but how do you lose weight and keep…”

BARBIE IS A FREAK OF NATURE and yeah, about the sacrificing a few virgins and goats, I think you’re onto something. Besides I’ve seen what you look like and I’d perform a satanic ritual or two to look half as decent as you.

it’s so hard to schedule in ritual sacrifices between yoga and college. it conflicts with my shower schedule and it is a bitch to clean up. more trouble than it’s worth really.

(but why would you try to look like me when you look like you)

(do you see)

( do you see what i did there)

(*winks aggressively*)

IT’S NOT EXACTLY A GOOD THING YA KNOW BECAUSE YOU’LL LOOK TOP HEAVY AND SO YEAH I FEEL LIKE SETTING MY BODY ON FIRE MOST OF THE TIME

WHAT NO, BARBIE LOOKS TOP HEAVY BUT EVERYONE ELSE LOOKS LIKE WOW. LIKE MAYBE THEY HAVE SACRIFICED A FEW VIRGINS AND GOATS TO ACHIEVE SUCH PHYSICAL PERFECTION